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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:49 pm    Post subject: A mountain bike doesn't care if ............... Reply with quote

I'll start it off.

A mountain bike doesn't care if you have another mountain bike for dirty weekends.

A mountain bike doesn't care if you look at other mountain bikes

A mountain bike doesn't care if you have a second mountain bike

A mountain bike .............


Over to you guys Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mountain bike has got wheels

A mountain bike smells sometimes when you get the trifector

A mountain bike don't really care much for poetry

Nor is it very good for pottery.....

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryderbike wrote:
A mountain bike has got wheels

A mountain bike smells sometimes when you get the trifector

A mountain bike don't really care much for poetry

Nor is it very good for pottery.....


Step away from the cannabis.......
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryderbike wrote:
A mountain bike has got wheels

A mountain bike smells sometimes when you get the trifector

A mountain bike don't really care much for poetry

Nor is it very good for pottery.....


Your not familiar with this humour thingy are you. Maybe, just maybe you should seek therapy.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ness wrote:
Ryderbike wrote:
A mountain bike has got wheels

A mountain bike smells sometimes when you get the trifector

A mountain bike don't really care much for poetry

Nor is it very good for pottery.....


Step away from the cannabis.......


I resent that! Cannabis is for kids

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't want to know about other mountainbikes you previously had.

Doesn't have a mother in law (thank God)

Doesn't mind you looking at other mountainbikes in filthy videos.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't mind when you have a go on your mate's mountain bike.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Derbys Mick wrote:
Doesn't mind when you have a go on your mate's mountain bike.


LMFAO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mountain bike doesn't whine when you come back from the park after giving it a good thrashing....
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nor does it complain when you splash your muck all over it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Nor does it complain when you splash your muck all over it Very Happy

There's always someone lowering the tone Sad

Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mswimfish wrote:
pjf2477 wrote:
Nor does it complain when you splash your muck all over it Very Happy

There's always someone lowering the tone Sad

Laughing

mike

well someone had to Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mountain bike doesn't ignore you when you get home after being away for 3 weeks without phoning it.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big-Al wrote:
A mountain bike doesn't ignore you when you get home after being away for 3 weeks without phoning it.


Is this thread some kind of therapy session where people are getting stuff off their chest? And substituting the words "mountain bike" for "other half"?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ness wrote:
Big-Al wrote:
A mountain bike doesn't ignore you when you get home after being away for 3 weeks without phoning it.


Is this thread some kind of therapy session where people are getting stuff off their chest? And substituting the words "mountain bike" for "other half"?


seems that way Ness, you could almost read that into it. It seems some need more therapy than others.

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