A policeman on his horse
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:28 pm    Post subject: A policeman on his horse Reply with quote

A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike, ''did santa get you that bike?'' ''yes'' she replies.
''Well tell santa to put a reflector light on it next year because that is dangerous without it.'' He fines the little girl £5 to make her realise how important safety is. Annoyed the little girl looks up at the policeman on his horse and says, ''nice horse you have there, did santa bring you that too?''
The policeman chuckles and replies, ''he sure did!'' ''Well'' says the little girl, ''next year tell santa that the fucking c*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top of it!''
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