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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:57 pm    Post subject: is this whiskey? Reply with quote

Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery.

One turns to the other and says,
"is this Whiskey?"

The other one says,
"Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank"


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Funny, but so, so wrong...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomanic wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Funny, but so, so wrong...


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you'd gone with "two guys with speech impediments" you'd have got away with it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomanic wrote:
If you'd gone with "two guys with speech impediments" you'd have got away with it. Very Happy


i thought about Toyah wilcox and Johnathan Ross but that would be presenterist Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, it would have been perfect. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone remember the Johnathon Ross interview between Chris Eubank, Nigel Benn ?

Funniest thing ever Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Threevok wrote:
Anyone remember the Johnathon Ross interview between Chris Eubank, Nigel Benn ?

Funniest thing ever Laughing



This is getting speech-impediment-ist or Lispest even Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just got back from the Big Smoke where I was unfortunate enough to be witness to a guy being shot at close range with a starting pistol on Tottenham Court Road. Shocked Shocked Shocked



Apparently it had been race related................................................ Exclamation

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gunner wrote:
I've just got back from the Big Smoke where I was unfortunate enough to be witness to a guy being shot at close range with a starting pistol on Tottenham Court Road. Shocked Shocked Shocked



Apparently it had been race related................................................ Exclamation


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gunner wrote:
I've just got back from the Big Smoke where I was unfortunate enough to be witness to a guy being shot at close range with a starting pistol on Tottenham Court Road. Shocked Shocked Shocked



Apparently it had been race related................................................ Exclamation



Pennys just dropped, took a few seconds. Funny, Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

did you hear about the one armed butler?


He could take it OK but he couldn't dish it out. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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