new bike joke lol............
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mr-marty-martin



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:23 pm    Post subject: new bike joke lol............ Reply with quote

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and
next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to
you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation
ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a
nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the
horse, instead of on top."
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Greg



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Location: Billingham

PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice1! Very Happy
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