Farting

Joined: 02 Mar 2012 Posts: 12

Is it possible to fart while sitting down riding? I always have to stand up when I want to let a little bubble out.

Personally I think the task is impossible.

Discuss.....

Joined: 05 Jun 2010 Posts: 194 Location: Stourbridge

Farting can be done sitting down, but depends on the type of seat, seat angle and height. Also slightly more, how can I put it.... pressure is needed and can result in a very fine line between a botty burp and muccy shorts and saddle. Embarassed

Joined: 17 Feb 2012 Posts: 123

Why dont you just try it then you will have your answer? Just dont have curry night before.

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:04 am Post subject:

I usually have to sit up, just so the whole world can smell my farts

Joined: 31 Jan 2012 Posts: 514 Location: Camberley Surrey

Possibly one of the greatest threads ever!

Fortunately I have a Troy lee designs saddle which has a little v at the back allowing the toxic air to escape! I tend to be quite flatulent which isn't a great trait but I'm he to suffer any problems on the saddle, or in my shorts!

FlickYourEndOut - YouTube · Joined: 22 Nov 2010 Posts: 1328 Location: Cornwall

I gently put my weight onto my right bottom bone, I lift my left a little and out it comes, no problem. Shocked

I try not to though if at all possible for the same reason as darren.cox22 mentions, it could just be a sweaty crack or it could be something else, its hard to tell when you ass is numb after a long ride. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:22 am Post subject:

I have nearly followed thru when I've been on my bike and have been hungover lol Sad

Joined: 31 Jan 2012 Posts: 514 Location: Camberley Surrey

Joined: 12 Dec 2011 Posts: 373 Location: Essex

Its all a matter of timing! I find it best to time it between the up and down strokes of the peddles i.e. when both peddles are in the horizontal position but if you do happen to let it go whilst the pedals are in rotation you get the vibrato affect zzz zzz zzz zzz! And has caused a little squirt due to not being in total control of the sphincter.

But I prefer to be out the saddle to let rip at least it gives the bloke behind a bit of warning, unlike Suggs who I forgot was there and was so close to me he got the lot straight in the gob!

Joined: 23 Jul 2011 Posts: 174 Location: Leeds

I musnt fart when I ride cos after an epic 28 miles round Penmachno on Fri I was puffed up like a balloon!!

It started to make its way out in the pub at evening meal time!!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:01 am Post subject:

i fart whilst sitting down on my mtb or on my 125cc scooter lol jsut make sure you dont follow thru.

Joined: 03 Oct 2010 Posts: 683 Location: S. Wales

LMFAO! Great thread! Laughing

(and yes standing up for me also)

Joined: 02 Mar 2012 Posts: 12

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:48 pm Post subject:

i always find the funniest thing is to wait untill your mate gets right up your chuff on some single track/ rip in the woods ect then let it blow so they have to ride through it. i think its selfish not to share personally. ask si, stokesy and the lads pmsl.

also louder the better as saves having a bell on the bike. Wink

Joined: 07 Mar 2012 Posts: 157 Location: Lincolnshire

every little helps when climbing them hills

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