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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Stars in their Eyes....... Reply with quote
Simon goes on 'Stars in their eyes'. Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair. "What happened?" he asks. Simon replies, "I was in a car crash with my uncle, he died and I had my legs amputated, but they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months time I will be able to walk again." "That's amazing" says Matthew, "Who are you going to be?" Simon says, "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...

























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...Simon & Halfuncle!"


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